How anyone can sleep in a bed without sheets is beyond you.
1 Small things like dirty dishes being left in the sink, rather than just beside the sink, make you murderous.
Or you know, being washed up straight away.[1]
2 Toothpaste being treated like this.
Poor toothpaste, trapped behind its dried dead remains.[2]
3 When crumbs somehow get in the butter.
Mmm someone else’s old toast dust all over my new toast, just what I always wanted. NOT.[3]
4 When people don’t take the 34 seconds to take the old empty toilet roll off the toilet roll holder, and put a new one on.
No one’s time is this precious.[4]
5 Or the 23 seconds it takes to put a new bin bag in the bin.
6 Empty containers being mysteriously left in the fridge.
Why? No seriously. Why?[6]
7 When people think that the place for egg shells is back in the egg box, with all the nice unopened eggs.
The place is the bin.[7]
8 Teabags being left to rot in the sink.
The idea that you need to drain them before putting them in the bin is wrong. The bin is a big boy, it can take the 5 little drips that come out of a wet tea bag.[8]
9 When people stack the dishwasher inefficiently.
Or when they cram too much in and nothing gets clean.[9]
10 When kitchen cupboards don’t have a system.
Is that the right place for that mug? Does anyone think that’s the right place for that mug???[10]
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